Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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