3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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