Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
either way he was missing a nipple.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Randomize
