I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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