The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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