Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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