ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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