I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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