i may or may not be watching the land before time
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
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