vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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