He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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