I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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