So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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