she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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