Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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