You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
i think i just lost a toe
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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