is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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