Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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