I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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