goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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