The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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