We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I understand Curling. That high.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
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