No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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