What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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