would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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