he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
