I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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