That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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