i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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