I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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