How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
two words...techno handjob
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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