Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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