are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Someone signed my nipple.
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