Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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