If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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