Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
