is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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