The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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