and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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