we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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