Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I want to be your penis for a week.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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