Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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