her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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