I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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