she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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