I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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