VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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