Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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