So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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