if i died would you start the facebook group?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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