Its about making memories worth repressing
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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