I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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